Transfer Student

I may transfer colleges.
I kid, I kid. But, if I was in a position to transfer let me show you where I would be going...

When I stumbled across this beauty, I knew I had missed my college calling. You see that giant pool? Yeah, that's the equivalent of the campus green at ol' KSU. No big deal.
But in sunny central Flordia, professors are known to host class outdoors around the pool or lake, yes lake (where people ski and take boats out after class).
So Rollins, I didn't pick you. But if I had know about you, I would have.

Oh, and the icing on the cake...
"In the spring, every student longs to hear those three words. They signal an excuse to go to the beach instead of classes. And when the president places the beloved statue on Mills Lawn, you’re sure to hear shouts of “It’s Fox Day!” Typically, the first shouts occur at around four o’clock in the morning, as students begin running down the hallways of their dorms. Exclamations continue throughout the day, but generally change to “Happy Fox Day!”"